"Seems like everybody went crazy over my lime green tie last nite. Love it or hate it, it was a viable option. Most thought it was cool."
On bilingual Lou Piniella who briefly announced with Lyons,
“Lou’s habla-ing some Español there, and I’m still looking for my wallet. I don’t understand him, and I don’t want to sit close to him now.”
"That’s just frozen pizza right there on a fastball."
”This guy is pure adrenaline in a pair of baseball cleats. Just open them up and let them fly all over the place.”
"At least the Dodgers didn’t go out with their head between their legs."
"I don’t say (home runs are rally killers). I don’t really want to see a home run unless it’s gonna tie the game or put you ahead."
"Capuano has technically a losing record in his career. No it is a losing record."
Courtesy of rustyheyman
"Line-drive percentage is relative to whoever decides what’s well hit and what’s not well hit."
"Andre Ethier’s leg is so healthy now, it almost bends backwards!"
"Mark Ellis would be a much better hitter if he didn’t always have to bat with Dee Gordon in scoring position."