Shit Steve Lyons Says

Jun 29

"Seems like everybody went crazy over my lime green tie last nite. Love it or hate it, it was a viable option. Most thought it was cool."

"Seems like everybody went crazy over my lime green tie last nite. Love it or hate it, it was a viable option. Most thought it was cool."

Jun 09

On bilingual Lou Piniella who briefly announced with Lyons, 
“Lou’s habla-ing some Español there, and I’m still looking for my wallet. I don’t understand him, and I don’t want to sit close to him now.”  

On bilingual Lou Piniella who briefly announced with Lyons, 

“Lou’s habla-ing some Español there, and I’m still looking for my wallet. I don’t understand him, and I don’t want to sit close to him now.”  

Jun 08

"That’s just frozen pizza right there on a fastball."

"That’s just frozen pizza right there on a fastball."

Jun 06

 ”This guy is pure adrenaline in a pair of baseball cleats. Just open them up and let them fly all over the place.”

 ”This guy is pure adrenaline in a pair of baseball cleats. Just open them up and let them fly all over the place.”

Jun 01

"At least the Dodgers didn’t go out with their head between their legs." 

"At least the Dodgers didn’t go out with their head between their legs." 

May 30

"I don’t say (home runs are rally killers). I don’t really want to see a home run unless it’s gonna tie the game or put you ahead."

"I don’t say (home runs are rally killers). I don’t really want to see a home run unless it’s gonna tie the game or put you ahead."

May 13

"Capuano has technically a losing record in his career. No it is a losing record."

Courtesy of rustyheyman

"Capuano has technically a losing record in his career. No it is a losing record."


Courtesy of rustyheyman

Apr 21

"Line-drive percentage is relative to whoever decides what’s well hit and what’s not well hit."

"Line-drive percentage is relative to whoever decides what’s well hit and what’s not well hit."

Apr 17

"Andre Ethier’s leg is so healthy now, it almost bends backwards!"

"Andre Ethier’s leg is so healthy now, it almost bends backwards!"

Apr 14

"Mark Ellis would be a much better hitter if he didn’t always have to bat with Dee Gordon in scoring position."

"Mark Ellis would be a much better hitter if he didn’t always have to bat with Dee Gordon in scoring position."