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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Have you ever wondered what the most ridiculous thing Steve Lyons has ever said? Well, wonder no more. Shit Steve Lyons Says is dedicated to preserving the broadcasting work of Ex utility player Steve Lyons, currently an announcer for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Leave a comment with your favorite Steve Lyons quote.</description><title>Shit Steve Lyons Says</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shitstevelyonssays)</generator><link>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>“Capuano has technically a losing record in his career. No...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zs2hhQUA1rtlivfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Capuano has technically a losing record in his career. No it is a losing record.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Courtesy of rustyheyman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/23017613804</link><guid>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/23017613804</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 22:54:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Line-drive percentage is relative to whoever decides...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uub3PgBd1rtlivfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Line-drive percentage is relative to whoever decides what’s well hit and what’s not well hit.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/21534834405</link><guid>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/21534834405</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:21:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Andre Ethier’s leg is so healthy now, it almost...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nlsqqrqr1rtlivfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Andre Ethier’s leg is so healthy now, it almost bends backwards!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/21305226886</link><guid>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/21305226886</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:34:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Mark Ellis would be a much better hitter if he...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i2esUzfD1rtlivfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Mark Ellis would be a much better hitter if he didn’t always have to bat with Dee Gordon in scoring position.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/21123125190</link><guid>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/21123125190</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:47:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Andrew McCutchen steals bases with brute strength of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i1d3qpdI1rtlivfo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Andrew McCutchen steals bases with brute strength of speed.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/21121781068</link><guid>http://shitstevelyonssays.tumblr.com/post/21121781068</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:24:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
